Thursday, April 22, 2010

Whodat Alawala

The 1st round of the draft is done. We experts can now pontificate freely on the errors made by those idiots that run OUR football teams. So with no further ado...
With the 10th pick of the draft the Jacksonville Jaguars pick...SOMEONE THAT NOBODY OUTSIDE OF CALIFORNIA HAS EVER HEARD OF!!!!!!
Way to go guys...picking Whodat Alawala will REALLY pack the fans into the stadium next year. Brilliant move on your part.
I am not saying that the Jags should have picked Tebow but I am saying that SOMEONE THAT WE HAVE HEARD OF would have been nice. But I gave the Jags the benefit of the doubt...until I checked out Whodat on line...Projected by MOST SCOUTS as a SECOND ROUND PICK.
The Jags picked him with the THE 10TH PICK OF THE FIRST ROUND....it isn't like we were picking 30...this was number 10!!! There were a LOT of players left on the board THAT I HAD HEARD OF...and LOTS of those players were projected as 1ST ROUND PICKS....morons, idiots, total dumb asses....
I have had it with the Jags scouting department...updating resume to send to Mr. Weaver tomorrow.
You see if he hires ME at least if MY picks don't make it people will say "wow who woulda thought that Mr. SUPPOSEDTOBEREALLYGOOD wouldn't make it at the next level". Instead of saying "what the hell was he thinking drafting Whodat with the number 10 pick".
I sir will draft recognizable names...names that will make fans want to buy tickets, names that will resonate with the fan base and make snot nosed kids want to run out and buy Supposedtobegoods new Jag jersey....WayneJackGene you didn't HAVE to get Tebow (although drafting the kid that grew up here, played here and went to the biggest college in the state probably would have put some butts in the seats...and he IS pretty good) but you HAD to generate some excitement and there were players that could have done that. It is time for ME to take over as GM...now how do I get Waynes address to send in my resume....
Don't snicker you all think you could run your teams better too....
And the worst part is this...after the draft we football fans have NOTHING until spring practice start...THIS IS IT...our last time to bitch and moan and to point and giggle and to look to the future with hope...until FOOTBALL SEASON actually starts...
Let the doldrums begin...

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